Art

I drew that Thursday. I'm pleased with it, but i wanna give all the props to God for giving my the talent to draw that.
I think i've said it before that i went into art because i was bored throughout school and doodled constantly. This drawing illustrates why i should have gone into engineering instead of art. I can draw a motorcycle in detail, but can only manage the most basic cartoony faces.
Here's the whole picture so you can see what i'm talking about. I understand machines and electronics, but don't really GET humans in the same way. Sure, they cannot BE gotten in the same way, but i guess i'm just not intuitive when it comes to human and what makes them tick, whereas i can intuitively understand machines and electronics. Thank You God!!! Especially since i function okay in my interpersonal relationships.
I told the kids at work to write me a poem about Duct Tape, the best poem earning its author a pop. They follow... vote by commenting.
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Poem 1:
I have a duck
his name is tape
the duck loves to hate on the tape
but came too late for his mate
so the duck can't hate on the mate because
he came too late
and his mate already ate.
Poem 2:
You Duck Tape my socks
and tied them in knots
you Duck Tpae a whale
and they'll tape you to Jail
and then it will hail and
it will get stuck to the Duck tape sail
and that's the end of my tale!
Poem3:
What's a duck without tape
What's the tape without the duck
tape is not cute
tape is not sticky
tape is just tape without a little duckey
quack quack quack tape your little trap
Duck tape duck tape tape tape tape,
tape that duck don't let him get away.
Cute huh? I'm proud of my girls! We already picked our favorite, but i'm wondering if y'all agree.
Henry Potters
Or whatever...

I just read book 3 of Harry Potter, and there's this one class... Oh, wait. For those who have not read the book or seen the movie, there are mild spoilers ahead, so only read on if you want to find out minor plot points that happen.
The reason i chose that picture is because Harry flies around on a broomstick, that that's a fly.
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There's a class they take all about
divination, and it's interesting that everybody is so skeptical of the teacher, and how she is cast as a kooky fraud who just makes stuff up. Fascinating, because in Harry Potter's world, magic, spirits, spells and so on are totally normal. Nobody actually runs around pointing long pencils at stuff and saying
alomohora or
wingardium leviosa, but people actually use tea leaves and palm reading to try to tell the future. Harry Potter and friends mock this kind of "magic".
So...... maybe all the fundies who shudder at the thought of our youngster's minds being corrupted by demonic witchcraft are wrong!!! I haven't been able to spot any signs of actual witchcraft in the books so far besides the crystal balls and tea leaf readings that were mocked in book three. Even the evil wizards don't use pentagrams. So the whole universe is plainly FICTIONAL.
but it's lots of fun to
poke fun at fundamentals.
amateur photography

One of the kids at work wanted to take pictures with my camera today, so i gave her free use of it for about 1.5 hours. The results are fun to see! A few examples follow,
on the rest of the post.
In the meantime, check out this whole tutorial about
Tetraspace. Four dimensions!!! Eric thinks Heaven may end up being four dimensional, and if we look at Plato-esque ideas in the
Bible (down where it says "Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face"), we see that heaven WILL be a whole lot MORE than what we experience now. And a 3D "realmspace" could
hang on a 4D universe wall, and swing back and forth, scraping the wall as it goes. So 3D is just as flat to 4D'ers as 2D (mirror or painting) is to us 3d'ers.
A three-legged stool would ALWAYS fall over in a four dimensional universe.
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When i was eight or nine, i was given a 110 camera. I burned up a couple rolls, focusing on things like a window. Or a tree. Look, it's grass! A cow! We had cows.



If i'd been given a digital camera, i'd have burned up battery charge after battery charge... just like the girl did with my camera. There are much better ones, but mostly ones including her or her peers, which i gotta delete. Oh well.
God...
We've already established that God is not an old white guy.

Nor is he a dog like Graham...
Here's what i think God and His universe is like. On the Playstation2 there's NBA Jam 2004 or whatever, right? And there's this
Ben Wallace inside the game, and he has some sort of existence. He can catch the ball when it comes to him, shoot, rebound... and some equations govern his range of choices, but he has some "free will" in the form of random deviations assigned by the PS2's rocessor.
If Ben Wallace inside the game were complex enough to be sentient and tried to imagine who his creator was, he'd probably imagine a person. However, he would never imagine a PS2.
God is not a computer. But he is not a human. Being made in God's image is not being made in the physical likeness of God. He's a spirit, and has no this-universe body that we can understand. God's image in us is our minds, creativity, love, spirit, language... everything that is good about being a human is God's image in us. If God's image is something physical, that we can claim that physical attributes are more or less Godly. Maybe that lie is where the superiority complex of certain races comes from. Like Nazi Germany or the KKK. We could then justify all manner of evils like euthenasia of the handicapped. Or, you know, genocide.
By the way,
Bobby Fischer, who was
detained this month, denies that the Holocaust happened.
Show Off Post

Okay, this will be my image filled show off post from YL camp. I will, however, start with some stuff about our little kids :)
Katrina and Houston and Graham and I went for a long walk today, to get a bagel and toothbrush. Yeah, i guess going on a long walk to get a toothbrush is easier than unpacking... and my old worn out toothbrush (the one i didn't take to camp) is just too old and worn out to use anymore.
Houston is really a brave kid. We stopped on the bridge that goes over I-196 to look at trucks, and he was perfectly happy to walk along the concrete barrier that is right next to the chain link fencing that seperates "safe" from "certain painful death". He even grabbed the chain link with both hands and pulled his feet off the concrete! And he wouldn't even have needed to hold my hand if i had not been totally insistant!
He started saying "Look Daddy!" He was watching The Emperor's New Groove, and was hitting the space bar, pausing the playback, and would laugh and say "Look Daddy!" if it was funny.
Katrina is a perfect little angel. She peeped not once on our whole trip to the bagel and toothbrush shop, unless it was at strangers or the mirror. She was in the front-carrier thing we got from my mum, i think...?
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Okay, now to the show off stuff.
The jumping picture that starts this article was one of a series that was initiated by one of the kids we took! Weird that somebody else besides me would want to do jumping pictures!
Here's three more.
Here's a weird one that was taken when the camera lens was knocked out of place... It's Shawn, who's been in a previous post. He did the crazy
shooting star jump or whatever.

Here's one of the same dude, but on a different day. It's one of the sweetest pictures i've seen involving jumping. Look at the curving lines, the energy, the grace! The composition!!! The play of light and color! The striking emotions, the pristine wilderness, the impenetrable transparancy of the window...... - sorry -

Here's an
iPod version of the same thing. See what i mean?
Okay, enough of that dude showing off. During the same SOSO (Session Of Showing Off), two other sk8r bois and a cute girl showed off briefly... here they are:



Finally, here's
me showing off. I am trying to learn how to ollie... but have only done two real ones. Here's one attmempt, showing plenty of air, but no contact between the feet and the board. I didn't land this, but if i had, i guess it would have maybe counted as an ollie.

Here's an article all about
skateboarding tricks.
Of course earlier, i had put a
frog in my mouth and done a little
freestyle walking. And... that's about all the showing off I did at camp. No, no that's not true. That's all the showing off i did in front of the camera. Show Off Mode gets stuck on when i'm at camp. Or around girls or women or... strangers of all kinds. Or Karen..... yeah, it might be stuck on permanently unless i'm napping.
Still tired
So i'm gonna try to post early, then go RELAX, reading an actual hard copy of Harry Potter 3. You know, the kind on paper with dark markings on each side... weird.

I'm gonna be milking those camp pictures for a while. They are pretty cool, and i haven't unpacked my battery charger yet, so i have a dead camera until i do that. Once i do the whole image-filled show-off post, i'll quit using them.
While at camp, we taked about the difference between Race (skin color and other hereditary traits) and Culture (learned behavior patterns). American culture is - nevermind. Katrina is still awake, and she's just the most adorable little girl ever, so i'm gonna go read my book in front of her so she can coo and smile at me! Maybe i'll continue this post later if my compulsion to stay awake ridiculously late takes over.
YL Camp... PART the FIRST!

Hey, not much time to write today, so i'll not go into that detail. I'll just slap that picture up, and say with all humility that i'm the tallest guy there. The girl on the right had just really interesting, sweet hair that would have locked up very nicely. Although it was beautiful the way it was. Mike, the guy in the middle (the short one) was really friendly, and had blue hair. He dressed all goth, but was not obviously afraid of social contact with "normals" like most goths i know - a cool guy. I didn't get to know the green-haired girl, but she's gotta be cool with green hair. And you know me. I was the only caucasian with dreads at camp. Well...
famous Shon would let a few dread-like braids escape from his ever-present trucker's cap on occasion... but he seemed semi-non-caucasoid. Who cares about ethnic background when you can
land this, right?
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Right, so tonight at Mars Hill we had a group called either The Psalters or just the Psalters (can't find a website for them when i'm in a rush like i am) but they are really pretty weird. They are mangy, long-haired bearded (except the girls, who are just long-haired) freakish looking brown wearing weirdos who bang violently on drums, play violins, a guitar and a
didgeridoo to make music/noise to the glory of God. It works, but a) not the way White Bread Michiganders want to hear, and b) much more in a performance way than worship-leading way. I loved the music, and appreciated that they were glorifying God. What i loved was the performance though, not the glorification of God. A song that is poorly played and sung by enthusiastic, earnest amateurs may be awesome, but it's the glory to God that rocks, not the performance.
White Bread Western Michgan people who fill most of Mars Hill's grey chairs want their sermons well-delivered (by the even more famous Rob Bell) and their music just a little bit edgy, you know, with drums and stuff. The Psalters shook them up, and at least six people walked out. Probably more than a dozen. Beth, with whom we went to church, liked it too, but she said that one part of the songs sounded evil! And their lyrics were certainly enigmatic; "Refugee, just like me, please don't leave, carry me..."
But they were Bible based! They talked about Christ as the Savior! They obviously trust in the same God in which i trust! But people were offended enough to walk out!
This brings me to the thing about which i really wanted to write today. While camping, the African American kid i took mentioned that God is a white male. He was serious. His image of GOD is an old, white bearded guy in white robes. His belief kind of shocked me, and i pleaded with him to understand my understanding of God. That He's a spirit, and has no body in this universe as we think of a body, and is ever-present, all-knowing, all-powerful, loving, personal, holy spirit... GOD! Not some obese geezer in a bathrobe!!! I was getting kind of pissed that anyone could believe such crap, but as i write this, it occurs to me that this image of God is probably extremely common. That is really sad to me.
Anyway anyway anyway... being a Christian is not a lifestyle choice. It's an identity. The kids who stood up at YL Camp saying "I accepted Jesus as my savior" were encouraged to be strong when they got back home, and to "walk the walk." Yes, we must all make moral choices, but walking the walk doesn't make somebody a Christian. It is by grace we are saved. We can all follow rules, but nobody can please God with what they do unless they are led by the Spirit. So being a Christian is not how you sing, or how you bust your locks, or how you dress, it's who you are! What you are! They should know we are Christians by our love, not by the songs we sing, or the lack of fun drum and didgeridoo music in our churches! Grr. I'm frustrating myself.
I LOVE being home! Houston is such a treasure! Katrina is just the sweetest thing ever! I LOVE THEM! I gotta work in the morning, so goodnight!
Sorry! Broke!?!
Okay, i WENT to camp, and now i'm back, but i've gotta write a post about that, and in the meantime, you can read all five posts that were SUPPOSED to show up here BEFORE... when i was gone. It didn't work. They are all about Karen and my relationship before, you know, NOW... so if you're bored, or if you are Houston or Katrina reading this when you're a teenager.... read (or remember reading) those posts. Here's a pic of the boyz we took, mostly to let ya'll know at a glance that the site has been updated.

Here's a pic from last year.

It occurs to me that i won't be around tomorrow at all to do a post, so i'll do one now.
Pray for me while I'm at camp. The whole (convoluted and expensive) mission of Young Life is to reach kids for Christ, and that is where my focus MUST BE. There will be lots of really cool people there to impress, and plenty of things to distract me from talking to the boys i'm taking, and showing them what it's like to live for Jesus. Pray that the Spirit will be with me, that the Spirit will MOVE THE KIDS!
The fact that i get to go to camp and get paid (well) is tragically unfair. All the other leaders have to take vacation time, and foot the bill for camp themselves; around $300! So...
Karen, i'm gonna miss you SO MUCH! And the little ones! I'm already sad. I hope somebody has a laptop with internet access i can check out the
site. I'll comment.
I've got my toothbrush and foamy paste in my mouth and need to spit it out, rinse my brush and put it in the suitcase! Then i'll be done packing and can go to bed.
Day V

Karen worked as a waitress at The Olive Garden (Tog, or The OG) while i delivered pizzas. We were both part time, and the tips rocked. Our apartment was a little goofy one bedroom studio which meant there was only a door to the bathroom and to the outside, with stairs seperating the bedroom upstairs from the rest of the living area downstairs. It was tiny, the walls were white, the office-style carpet was glued straight to the hard floor... and we ended up with cockroaches migrating from apartments around us (eew...) but it was home. We even had most of Karen's family visit at one point. That must have been cramped!
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The racial makeup of the apartment complex was very diverse. Our favorite friend was an old Vietnamese (we think) lady who would stare at the world from her second story balcony. Karen the effervescent would wave to her. This show of warmth somehow endeared us in this lady's heart, because she started bringing us things to eat... like fresh lichee and weird cake-like things. We reciprocated by taking brownies and cookies to her. It was fun.
We had a waitress complain of her own body odor while she was waiting on us. She also commented about how to keep creditors off your trail.
I got a job working for a Korean guy in an art framing shop, which was a great cross-cultural experience i only came to understand after actually living in Korea. Korean bosses are really hard to work for. And they like paying cash.
Then Karen got a job at Olan Mills Portrait Studios, where i followed a month or two later. We both really liked this job, and our schedules were identical, but that's the same time we rebuilt our Volkswagen Bus. Aaah, the bus. I'll have to do a whole entry about the bus some other time. It was a hardship. But welcoming adventure and hardship was something Karen and i looked forward to in those days!
Our Texan adventures stopped when our lease was up, and we decided to move to Chicago where Karen's parents were living. My family was moving to Kentucky, so there was little holding us to the Lone Star Crazy Truck Driver State.
Day First Non-Prime

When Karen and i were seperated for those two years, we wrote endlessly to each other. Writing letters turned out to be enormously valuable to us. We could learn about each other's beliefs and personalities deeply and thoroughly. I could ask and respond to the deepest questions with a thoroughness i'd never be able to in conversation. I could draw quirky things all over my letters. We discussed religion, marriage, kids, cars, art, love, God... it had drawbacks, doubtlessly, but the advantages were such that i would do it again.
The longest letter was over eighty pages. That's forty pages front and back.
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Our junior year, I went up to visit Karen and go camping with some of the boyz. Karen came along, and when we got down to Texas, my elaborate plan to amaze her with my... elaborate planning succumbed to complexity theory, but i still showed her how much i loved her by proposing. We pulled over on a bridge in Duncanville, Texas, where i told her to sit on a bench while i got a CD case sealed in a long cardboard box they used to use to discourage theft, which had a CD insert that had our symbol on it, and on the spine, it said ULTIMATE FIDELITY because back then, the CD was universally aknowledged to be the ultimate in fidelity. Sixteen bit sound!!! Perfect!!! And nobody could burn CD's back then either, so CD's were always store bought. Inside the clamshell, i'd cut out the holder thing, and replaced it with our engagement ring. I think i got on one knee, and asked her will you marry me? when she started laugh-crying a little bit, so i did the same thing, and she kind of said yes.
I decided to go back to Dordt College for my last year, not because of any illusion that graduating from a respected school would improve my employability (insert sarcastic blast of air from mostly closed lips and rolled eyes here) but to be with my sweet fiancee! It was a good year. My priorities were not on school, as my more astute art teacher observed (my other one scolded me for wandering aimlessly through life) but i still graduated with a one-digit GPA (or two, including both sides of the decimal) that was good enough for me to get a job delivering pizzas after the wedding.
Here's another pic!
Day Tré!

Karen was a much better letter writer than me, so my mailbox was laden with four or five letters before i'd managed to send off a letter of my own. She'd used the Love and Logic approved technique of letting me know what choices i had. You can write back, and i'll keep writing. Or you can not write back, and this is the last letter you'll get from me. That was all this dude needed to get out that Bic and lined paper and scrawl a few lines. The first letters were small affairs, but always finished with Love ya! or the more serious I love ya! but not the very serious I love you! that would follow.
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In the summer following my first year of college, Phoebe smashed her head into a curb and we moved to Texas. I also lost my car keys on July 4th and had to have a junior-high girl (who, looking back, was no doubt hopelessly smitten by me, a
college boy) sit on my lap as we rode back to our house in some guys freezingly topless sixties Ford Bronco. But living in Texas made it more possible for Karen to visit, since it was a mere twelve hour drive, and not the two-day affair Oregon was. So after many Love ya!'s in our letters, she managed to hitch a ride with people she hardly knew to visit me down in the south. We were overjoyed to be together again, and spent most of the time just remembering why we were such good friends. I found her honesty and transparency fascinating, and her sense of humor intelligent and surprising. We decided to Go Out in one of the dumbest ways i've heard of. We were talking about all the couples that had formed at college, and i sprung the question: do you think we should be a couple? When Karen asked me my opinion, i took an enormous leap of vulnerability to say Uhhhh sure... i guess... YES.
It started! Karen knows the date, i think it was November 20th.
And Phoebe turned out okay.
Day (B)

Our first year at Dordt College was filled with adventure, as all first years of college are. Karen and i managed to avoid taking up smoking or drinking as pastimes, but did spend grade-eroding amounts of time hanging out with our friends. We remain close to those people, with whom we'd sit around the piano and sing Ruhythm and Ruhyme songs. Karen went from being one of the three girls who seemed to hang out (her, Melissa and ... Kristy or some crap) of whom i could not remember the name, to being my favorite girl on campus. What first attracted me to her besides her pretty smile was the fact that she had a real stereo with an actual five band graphic equalizer (now in our basement) and she had lots of Far Side books (now on the bookshelf). Anyone who liked The Far Side enough to own several of the books is worth getting to know better.
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So we started sitting next to each other in class, and studying together. Karen was the very first girl i chose intentionally to sit next to, because i liked her. See, i never dated in high school that's not true, i did accidentally ask this one girl out, and we ended up driving around doing nothing, because that's what JJ and i used to do for fun but strangely wasn't fun with her but i never had a girlfriend. I preferred the company of girls, and found many of them to be fantastic friends, and had yearnings to be more than friends with some of them. Basically, various geometric shapes of relationships, love triangles, cubes of interest, rectangles of do-you-like-me... they conspired to keep me out of any committed relationship.
But Karen, she was different. I felt happy when i was around her. So i'd say to myself, there's Karen over there with an empty seat next to her. I'm gonna go sit there! And her smile told me i'd made a good decision.
One time i even told her i love you so much. It was after spring break, and we'd gone different places her to home and me to Sam's house. Coming back and seeing her was so cool. We hung out. She was so cute, and i decided i did love her, you know, as a really good friend... and told her so.
Well, Karen had a boyfriend at Dordt, so she was off limits romantically, but when we all went our seperate ways at year's end, the heart wrenching sadness told me that i was saying goodbye to somebody who was far more than a friend. I cried for dozens of minutes on the plane.
Day One

I'm off to camp this week, so in order to keep this weblog updated. Something like inertia... i'm afraid that if i don't keep posting, i'll get lazy and just kind of let it go unposted to. And that would not be cool. More than a narcissisticly self-aggrandizing site, (which it may be...) this is a site for Houston and Katrina and Philemontay (our first-choice next kid's name) to read about us, them, and what it was like when they were babies. It's even interesting for me to read the first weeks worth of posts.
So, if you want, you can read this week just to get more information about the cult heroes that are KAREN and JUANITO!!! (they are such underground, such exclusive cult heroes, only their friends and families have heard of them!)
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Karen and i met the first day i was at Dordt College. Or maybe it was the second day. As already shown, the chances of us meeting were pretty much infinitesimally small, since we both had to exist first, and we all know how unlikely that is. But we do exist, and we did meet.
Sam, with whom i'd developed a very close relationship during our stays in Peru as missionary kids, plays an important role in this story. He was the reason i went to Dordt no other plans smashed their way into my face, so off to Dordt i went, and around the parking lot i wandered, till Sam i saw, talking to a group of people. At least two of them were girls, so i switched into my showoff mode, which is never far from where my brain is switched anyway. In fact, since i'm at camp right now, surrounded by girls, i'm probably in showoff mode right now!!!
Of course, showoff mode now will not look like show off mode did then. At that time, i looked fairly normal, with short natural brown hair styled pretty much like everyone else except maybe i had a line cut in the sides and back but all the guys had that back then. So i sometimes made up for looking normal by acting really weird. Especially around Sam, who brings out the weirdest in people. So i strode confidently to the group, said hi Sam, and introduced myself to Karen and whoever else: Hi, my name is Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz. People looked at me... i continued, My friends call me Juanito for short.
I remember Karen because of her amazingly large smile. She radiated good spirits. She still does.
She said Uh, okay...? and our relationship was begun!
bustin' dreads

There's a mostly totally legal picture of the dreadlocks i made in that one girl's hair. Let's call her Beulah. There is NO wax in them yet, and wax definately helps with the fuzziness, although my camera has this weird thing where one of the lens elements gets knocked out of place causing the vignetting you see off to the left on that pic and accounts for a great deal of the fuzziness... But that one time it turned out pretty cool.
Today is a two-picture day, and this is why:

Beulah's hairdo took over eight hours, so i ran out of time. Karen worked today right after me, and brought Katrina and Houston for me to take home. Tomorrow i'm leaving for Young Life camp. Beulah needed the dreads busted, so i took the little ones outside so i could keep working on them. Houston had a fun time feeding the ducks, (and totally impressing Beulah with his politeness; please, thankyou, throwing a mushroom he picked up into the garbage can when he was done with it) but then he found The Black Tar.
There's a fourth law of thermodynamics (closely related to the law of entropy, also known as the law of increasing chaos) which states "Any little kid's body is attracted to any mess in proportion to the severity of that mess and that mess' proximity". Houston was drawn inexorably to the freshly laid tar, (on a sidewalk? come on!) and had a blast getting filthy. Karen will be overjoyed to hear that his clothes are completely unstained. Don't know how that happened. Thank you God!
And here's the one-liner of which i'm most proud. I made it up.
"I was arranging my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."
the little [h]

Yesterday Houston and I went to the store to buy marge and jerky, and while i was looking at the men's belts, Houston pointed vaguely and said "I hear nin a SAX-A-FONE!" This means "I'm hearing a saxophone!" but i thought he was saying he saw a saxophone or something, espeically since he was waving towards the men's belt section, and... well, who knows. But then he repeated it, despite me saying "no, Houston, those are men's belts". I then decided to actually pay attention to what music was playing, and turns out it was Kenny G or something, with a SAXOPHONE playing!!! Wha??? Houston knows both how to pronounce saxophone, AND he can recognize the sound???? Karen says she told him one time what a saxophone was. Dang, genious baby.
And then playing with a cheap knockoff of Lincoln Logs today, (with colorful plastic Cowboys and Indians complete with si

hooters, bows and arrows, rifles and tomahawks - SO non-PC) Houston found an Indian with a rifle, and he went "pow pow", clearly making the Indian shoot. I was shocked. We try very hard to keep violent images away from Houston, but he somehow picked that stuff up. HUMPH.
Finally, i never did the "party" or "bar" scene. I'm so glad. I had to detour through downtown tonight, and saw all the people going to clubs, and was saddned by the same-ness of all the clubbing clothes. SO BORING. I see people wearing cooler clothes at the mall. Maybe it's the fact that most people i saw are mid twenties or thirties, thus out of the prime of cutting edge fashion. And maybe (probably) it's because we live in the city which consumes the most
Spaghetti-O's per capita in the world. GR seems devoid of interesting culture to me. Oh well. That's not why we live here.
cars...
I saw a billboard for the new Dodge Magnum.

That's not it, of course. That is a Chevy C150 or something, while the one in the foreground is a Ford Econoliner. Both horrendous vehicles. Aweful.
But that
Magnum... what a cool looking car. I am relieved that something is being released that seems to have all the real benefits of a Sport Utility Monstrosity (besides "seeing over traffic"), but is more efficient and safe and fun to drive! It's a good thing. I hope we see similar vehicles being released by Ford and Chevy. And Toyota, Honda... whatever.
Karen and i often talk about what we'd do if we had a million billion dollars. When it comes to cars, i can't imagine spending huge amounts of money on something just for status or prestige. Cars are a horrible investment. So we'd probably just get something "nice and good" like a Honda or maybe an Acura. I'm thinking of a hot rod
Civic, while Karen thinks about a
minivan. We'd spend the extra on missionaries or the poor or... some crap like that.
hi!

Not much to say at the moment. Houston and Katrina were really good. Karen's post has more to say about that. Work was cool. A situation arose when the word "philosophical" was being said repeatedly. One of the kids said "phil-AHH-sofical" which was just so funny. At the moment... hmm...
And i've started dreading that girl's hair. It's gonna look pretty sweet. Yeah, that's about it. Bless God for keeping my life peaceful enough to have little to write!
tuesday
We went to the mall today. That's where this picture comes from. ChinaMax is this Chinese restaurant in the local Temple of Americonsumerism... oops... Rivertown Crossings Mall, and it's cheap, yummy, and mostly healthy! We get a three-item plate for, like, seven bucks, and it feeds the three of us. I was impressed by the unashamed use of ginger and the fresh mushrooms in the Mushroom Chicken. And Houston was eating the food as fast as we could put it on his plate! Cute!

I was reading my buddy Aaron's
Xanga site today, and he talks about worship styles and what it is to be a church-going Christian. We're lucky to belong to a church we both love. The worship style is great, and i know pretty much all the songs, and the leaders are skillful enough, but seem to direct the glory to God. Except maybe this one dude who was cracking me up playing the guitar - he was TOTALLY showing off. I've only seen him twice, but he's really enthusiastic and animated, whacking the strings on his acoustic with tons of energy, and really doing a fantastic job. He can also pluck flawlessly. But this one time they were playing a song that involved lots of bar chords, and he'd be flaying along, come to a strategic silence where the drummer would go "budda-bum" or whatever, and he'd take his hand totally off the neck of his guitar, then SLAM it back on, and GET THE BAR CHORD RIGHT!!! I was laughing with delight, observing his skill.
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Anyway... (wow... long sidetrack)
Americans are so hung up on what it means to act like a Christian. If you try not to cuss too much, drink only on the weekends, gasp when there's nudity on a movie, and go to church whenever you're not too tired, most Americans probably figure that makes you a pretty good Christian. The american church has set up an elaborate set of rules that we need to follow to be a Good Christian. This extends to how the church service is led, and that frustration is what Aaron was going on about.
But people who look to tradition and rules are completely missing the point! No doubt, there are VALUES, and MORALS, and there are things that are RIGHT and WRONG. But we don't need to attend a church service to learn what that is! It's in the Bible! It's in the Spirit leading us! Does the Spirit lead us to worship one style or another? Uh... don't think so. Does the Spirit lead us to open our mouths in awe and worship when we see a fantastic sunset? YEP!!!
What would Jesus do? He sure wouldn't need a bracelet to remind him to listen to the Spirit of God! Being a Christian is not about acting a certain way, wearing a certain kind of clothes, singing certain songs or listening to a certain radio station. It's a complete identity! It is WHO WE ARE! It is not a series of lifestyle choices, it is one choice, to accept the saving grace offered by God through Christ Jesus, and allowing Him to take it from there!
This is why i want to get a HUGE
ICHTHUS tattooed vertically on my back. From lumbar to neck. Davey would do it for free. I am a Christian. It is who i am. I am a member of the Kingdom of God. I want to be one of those
forceful men. I love God. I strive to live each moment attentive to His call. I love people. Look at me, i want to say, and see how a Christian behaves!
Funny pic

Karen pointed out the other day that i didn't take many pictures of her. Well, like a dork, i said "hey Karen, lemme take a picture of you!" and then blasted her with the photon death ray that is the flash on my little camera. She said "ow!" and rubbed her eyes like that, trying to make the purple spots go away. Sorry honey!
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It's hot. The fan is on. I finally finished the fifteenth full novel that makes up the Robot Empire Foundation series, and now i can move on to the Harry Potter series. Of course there's a LOT MORE to Asimov's REF series than i have read, but there's PLENTY of reading material out there to keep me from devoting another several months to re-reading the W H O L E   T H I N G adding the stories i missed. A reading trip to embark upon some other year.
This is, by the way, the completion of something i've wanted to do ever since i was a freshman in high school, being home-schooled in England, where my mother got out a few of Asimov's books, scattered along the REF timeline, and i read the last book in the whole thing, and thought "Hang on, this can be thought of as one whole story?" and thought further to myself, "hey, someday i'm gonna read them all in a row!" And i did it. Yay me.
Fun!!!!!

We just came back from camping. It was really pretty fun. I have never looked forward to camping as much as i did this time - not sure why - but i did. And it was fun. Our
campgrounds were the nicest i've stayed at. The sandy ground allowed us to sleep without an air mattress and only get a little bit sore, and Houston had a whole sandbox to keep him entertained (and filthy).
My sandals spontaneously disassembled themselves, and during an enthusiastic leap from the swings, the triple-A's in my plam pilot became dislodged and i lost my eBooks i was reading. Those were the only two things that bummed me out, but the amount of bummed-outness that happened was far overshadowed by the fun, so it worked out great.
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Here's a super-fast pictographical synopsis of what i captured of the weekend with my camera. Karen has FAR more pictures, and will probably post a version of the weekend much more comprehensive than this one, so go read that too. If you care.
We left, we drove, we got
stuck in traffic (that's a Mexican truck, see what i'm talking about?). Upon coming unstuck, we
ate pizza, played with
fire, slept,
goofed off,
looked super cute, was sad about
breaking stuff, but then
saw caterpillars and went home. We're all pretty exhausted, the kids are already in bed, and Karen just got up to write her post.
If you came, thanks for making it fun. If you didn't, i encourage you to go camping with your loved ones. It's fun.
Gonna Camp!
Of course, there'll be no updates until MAYBE sunday night, so everybody who sits in front of their computer hitting F5 or the refresh icon as fast as they can will be wearing out their keyboard or mouse button...

Mmm, french style green beans. Very low calorie snack. And eating them cold from the can has some kind of effect on people. It's rewarding to see them look at you like you're crazy. I get that when i eat my oatmeal with salt and pepper and no nutritionally vacant simple carbohydrates and processed fats (you know, sugar and margerine)..
A girl at work wants dreadlocks. She has long hair, and may end up getting permission, and of course i'm the one who will be helping her. It'll take me a LONG time, she'll have incredibly cool dreads, and i won't be able to take any pictures. This is might end up being pretty unfulfilling. Oh well. Maybe i'll be able to build a good relationship with her or something.
LewZer

First thing i lost was last night after i'd written my post. Three and a half minutes into my shower, when i customarily start washing my hair, i looked for the shampoo. It was lost. I've never heard of anyone losing something in the shower. See, i'd picked up the shampoo wondering how much was left, and absently put it on the sink. I remember hefting it, thinking that there was enough to last a while, and clearly remember placing it in the bathtub. I guess not. I've been known to lose tools mere seconds after putting them down.
Then, on the way home tonight, i looked in my rear view mirror and saw the grill of the S-10 pickup truck wiggling up and down pretty fast. By the way, there was a sticker in the back window proclaiming XXTREME -
WOW even more extreme than just leaving the e off, REPLACING IT WITH ANOTHER X!!!!! Anyhow, i didn't know what to think of the wiggling grill since it was dark and i couldn't see the grill clearly enough to certify that it was indeed wiggling. Then i passed a big LED sigh that proclaims banalities like "ON LAND AND SEA, DRIVE ALCOHOL FREE". Looking in my rearview again, it was totally and clearly wobbling up and down. Having seen those signs do weird things before, i accepted it as a glitch until i checked my side mirror and found the sign to be staying put. Hmm. Am i losing my mind? No, but i'm not gonna tell you why. You gotta figure it out. Hint: i still haven't fixed my muffler.
Finally, i lost my grip on my
handheld and it fell on the road with a crash. The batteries fell out and i nearly lost my info, but i ran inside and found new batteries.
But i haven't lost anything else, i don't think. Okay... both basketball games i played today.
I just used my little Cool-i Art Pad that Karen gave me for Christmas two years ago to make that picture! Pressure sensitive!!!
Custom art

Yeah, so i didn't even get my camera out today, even though i did some fun stuff with the little H. So i made a self portrait with the GIMP. Sweet program, that.
I just started the final book in the COMPLETE Asimov Robot Empire Foundation series, and it's been a satisfying read. Even though i went for nearly a year in there without reading it at all. Something to do with my PDA getting thrown down the stairs and the batteries coming out and it losing its memory at the same time that i reinstalled windows and didn't think i could get it back like it was. Or something.
So now i'm thinking, "I say, what should i read next, old man?" I think of myself as "old man" sometimes. Maybe the Harry Potter series? How about some Robert A Heinlein? Maybe Philip K Dick? Hmmm, i've been reading sci-fi for long enough, i guess, so i'll read the Harry Potter books. Suggestions please?
funny sunglasses

Hey, check out those shades! If Houston had stayed awake for a few more minutes, i'd have taken a pic of HIM wearing them, but he fell FAST asleep in the car. Poor fella. Once again today he didn't nap. So now it's just 7:30, and i've got two sleeping kids and a messy house begging me to clean it up. Maņana.
Speaking of which, procrastination is a legendary trait in my family. My mother calls us "last minute Moores". In my case, i am nearly always content. To a fault. Maybe it's complacency, dunno. So dissatisfaction, which may motivate lots of people rarely motivates me. Another problem is my ability to learn fast and accomplish things quickly. So i have a job, and think to myself, yeah, that'll take ten minutes. So ten minutes before i have to be somewhere, i'll start the project (like cleaning the entire first floor of our house), and i'll realize that stuff takes time. And then there's the fact that playing on the computer sort of sends me into a time warp world where i'll only discover that two hours have passed because all of a sudden my bladder will be full
again.
Maybe since it's only eight, i'll go clean the living room and watch a movie or something.
Oh yeah... Karen's mom says she used to wear those glasses. Styles sure do change, don't they? I guess the time will come when face-dwarfing glasses come back in vogue, and i'm sure i'll think they look somewhat cool.
Happy 100th of July!
Binary, of course.

There's my honey working on
today's post. So i love the smell of fireworks. And what's up with not washing our shoes? I mean our feet are among the smelliest of body parts, and we wouldn't dream of wearing a white t-shirt for weeks on end without washing it, even if somebody DID invent something like armpit-socks we could throw in the laundry every day. Somehow since our feet are farther away from our noses we think it's okay to stick them into airtight leather envelopes where they can swelter in a bog of humidity and bacteria? Where they were just sweltering yesterday?? And they sell spray for them??? Like, it's okay if i wear these boxers for the fifth day straight as long as i spray them out!!! To think - locker rooms get washed more often than shoes!
Eeew, i'm grossing myself out, and you'd best believe i'm washing my shoes tomorrow.
I love our kids. Katrina and Houston came into the service at Mars Hill today - Karen was at work, so i was on my own. Katrina slept the WHOLE time, precious little angel that she is, and Houston laughed at my little jokes (
you don't need your pacifier!!! was the most funny), stroked my "pokey chin" and flirted with the college girl behind us. It was hard to concentrate on the sermon, but it was still cool. They are the best!
Props
Props to the highway engineers who built the freeways and roads to be passable even in torrential downpours! I usually take good roads for granted, but i remember from when we lived in Peru, when it rained, you figured that you'd be walking anywhere you really needed to go, since any other transportation was going to be unreliable. Four wheel drive? Big aggressive lugged tires? Nature scoffs at all those!
I wonder if the predominantly Mexican trend of putting fifteen inch rims with a deep offset and passenger-car tires on your (Chevy) pick up truck comes from a cultura ideal that never
needing to drive on rough roads is a status symbol? Hmm, i wonder. Here if you can afford the
tires and leisure time to find rocks to climb, that's the status right there. Oh well.
Oh... a
vaguely diverting site.
Alone time!
I've very recently learned that Alone Time is pretty important to me. I guess i am more of an introvert than i thought.

So today when Houston woke up (and asked to go downstairs with Daddy, by the way) Karen told me "stay in bed, i'm gonna take the kids breakfast with Mom, and then go shopping and come home later so see ya tonight when you get home from work!"
Wow. A whole morning totally to myself! But i'm an extrovert! I like being around people!
Doctor Myers and Mister Briggs say so! I guess i remember from the results of the test that i'm close to center in all of the areas, so really it's all good, alone or with people!
I didn't even get out of bed until 10:30 - i was READING MY BOOK!!! I listened to "annoying"
dance music loud and chatted with Eric! I ate cereal and baked beans! I was by myself! I did whatever i wanted! And it was AWESOME.
Then at work somebody told me to call home which i did immediately, and Karen told me a bit about her day, and let Houston talk to me. And after talking for a second or two to my family, i realized how much i adore them and love being around them! So i'm passionatley happy to be with my loved ones, and passionalely love being by myself!
Well, if you wanna leave me alone again, honey, that'd be fantastic, but not too often!
A funny thing...

So, last Sunday, Karen was driving the little Aspire, and it suddenly got really loud. Well, from my glances under the car, it's the exhaust pipe which broke off from the catalytic converter. So the part that is still connected to the engine changes position with "torque" (the term hardly applies) from the engine. So when going backwards, the exhaust is pretty much sealed, but when going forward it's pretty loud. Except, all three times i've been driving home from work, there's this ONE bump on I196 which somehow makes the car as silent as it's ever been. By the time i drive through the residential neighborhood that contains our house, it's back to loud, so i feel very conspicuous. Usually i like being conspicuous, but not when i'm getting grimmed!
Uh... Grim V. common Detriot slang for giving someone a dirty look. Poss. from
grimace.
Three.
-- karen - 01 August '04 - 00:52
I like 2 and 3 the best. 3 is most favorite though! Tape could maybe be cute! If it actually had a ducky on it!
-- Beth - 03 August '04 - 08:31
If you’d like, you can have my Atlas of Human Anatomy by Netter. It’s awesome. Ever think your problem with drawing people is one of respect for the Creator? I always see you make killer drawings of man-made things, but your people and animals are usually very cartoony. The picture you made of Karen, however, is one of the finest I’ve ever seen… maybe because it was a tribute to something He created, rather than you creating “someone”???
-- Eric (Email) - 03 August '04 - 13:57
huh… i’ll think about that! i guess the subtlety of what makes a face look really human escapes me. it’s simple to describe or draw what makes a V-twin engine look like a V-twin engine. Leave it up to God to create something with infinite subtlety!
-- juanito (Email) (URL) - 03 August '04 - 16:15