Project done!
Yes, my nifty airline food tray carrier is now a computer case! Yeah!!! It's pretty cool, except my new motherboard died. It smelled immediately of magic smoke,* and then with a "fop" the screen turned off, and now i've got a computer which starts for the merest fraction of a second before the power supply decides to protect the system from itself and shuts down.*They put this magic smoke into computer parts which is what makes them work. If the magic smoke gets out, the part doesn't work anymore.
So now i'm typing from Ubuntu Linux, rocketing along on two hundred and thirty three megahertz of pure Pentium 2 processing, and this machine doesn't have a hard drive. Aah, the simple life. I'm practically Amish!
So... my point is that now i can return to the land of the living. Or at least the land of the non-obsessed. Mmm, i can smell flowers again! And did you know i have three children??? Aren't you glad i never drank or did drugs?