Rumble!
In the gritty underground world of Professional Easter Egg Hunters, there are winners and there are losers. The winners use their highly trained senses and specialized skills to go home with candy, showing no mercy to those who don't make the grade. The losers are stepped on, kicked and mocked, going home with nothing but a body full of bruises and a head full of bad memories.
Join us as famous PEEH member has a bad day.
Known only by his ominous moniker Chubby Bunny Boo, this aging star of the volient PEEH scene may have peaked in the 2001 season, when he took home a record amount of plastic chocolate filled ovoids. Recently, he's shown himself vulnerable to injury, sitting out for fifteen minutes of the 2003 season. Nobody needs reminding that the 2003 season was only 34 minutes long, so many PEEH watchers foretold the demise of this hero of the egg hunting stage.
As sometimes happens, Chubby Bunny Boo found an egg nearly exactly when a competitor found the same one. Boo's opponent is one of the most promising rookies to emerge this century, who goes by the alias Fast and Fluffy. Fights are common, but usually they end by one of the contestants yanking the egg out of the other's hands, and running away. This became more involved.
A bystander (who may have been an undercover scout for the International League of Easter Eggers) leaped into the fray. It was initially unclear wether the bystander was trying to aid Boo or just break up the fight. On review, the Panel judged that the bystander was not favoring either hunter, so no penalties were issued, although Chubby Bunny Boo has filed a formal complaint.
Here we see Chubby Bunny Boo employing a move he invented and made famous; the Chubby Bunny Boo Headlock Of Death. In Boo's earlier days, this move guaranteed his victory, but the latest generation of Hunters have innovated an effective counterattack, as can be seen by Fast and Fluffy's clever use of grabbing Boo's sleeve.
Chubby Bunny Boo did manage to gat some more good moves in, but this success was limited. He soon became fatigued, and made a critical error in judgment, he stopped spinning Fluffy around on his shoulder and put him down.
Fluffy moved quickly, latched his hands around Boo's throat, and used a choke-hold move that has never been seen in the Egg Hunting arena. Fans are already calling this new move the Fast and Fluffy Chokehold of Fury.
We see that Boo fell to the ground and recieved an elbow to the face. This constitutes a major victory for Fast and Fluffy, who stated in a rare press conference, "Yeah! I am the man! Go dog!"
You are very odd.
-- Beth - 14 April '04 - 23:24
