Um...?

Huh. I was sitting here trying to think of something to write... watching some Jon Stewart on YouTube, when i looked over and saw Brooke's name. On a Goldfish bag. It's like a senior picture for a goldfish cracker. Here's the copy:
FLAVOR:
Parmesan
QUOTE:
"Swim in your own direction"
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Most likelsy to be first goldfish president. "Keep under the bed beautiful" foundation-chairperson
So i'm supposed to imagine this parmesan cheese flavored, cute little girly cracker as a person? I'm supposed to like my food? Besides in the shovel-them-into-my-face way of liking them? Ooooh, there's four different characters - Finn & Friends. Gilbert, Brooke, Xtreme and Finn. Of course they're all trademarked. Brooke's name is trademarked by Pepperidge Farm.
Mmmm, pepper.
There's a whole website. You can use my code: wo5p2146 and see the Under The Bed universe. Yikes, check out this quote from one of the ad executives: "We want to get inside kids' heads and get them to fall in love with the brand..." The TV commercials are animated by the same studio which did Wallace and Gromit. But i'm not gonna start watching TV for 'em.